I'm such a badass

So today in English we were discussion Hamlet, and I was going off on this (very intelligent, if I do say so myself) exposition on why Hamlet treats Ophelia so awfully in the "get thee to a nunnery" scene and how it ties into the disconnect between soul and body and the "rotten state" of morality thus far. Meanwhile, I was playing with a stapler, because I like to have something to do with my hands. Then OW,I stapled myself in the finger.

Me: "OW!.... hot damn." *pulls staple out of finger. Blood wells up*
Camille: Oh my god, are you okay?
Me: Yeah I'm fine. Okay, remember that Hamlet believes that (etc etc etc)
English Teacher: *cracks up*
(I BLEED ON THE TABLE)
People: DUDE GO TO THE BATHROOM
Camille: *Attempts to wrap my finger in kleenex*
Me: Guys just let me finish! This is more important!
David: You have lost all your credibility.

So I finish my thing, after many interruptions, and everyone starts talking. My English teacher's like "that was such a me thing to do", Thomas is wiping blood off the table, etc etc. So then I went to clean it off. But I think that's awesome

TLDR: I analyzed through my own bleeding finger. I am a hardcore English student.

ETA: I stapled my finger again on Friday. orz

This is why no one lets me have free time. Ski practice was cancelled tonight and I had marginal homework. Between 5 and 8 I:

Created a secret society
Planned a prank on the sophomores
Executed the preliminary steps
Secured a sponsor
Curled my hair.

Guess I'd better go apply to Yale and write a definitive article on Lithuania, since it's only 8:15.

Sometimes I forget how awesome I can be.

I GOT A NEW PHONE. It replaces my 2004 G1 cameraphone. IT'S A FUCKING BLACKBERRY. BITCH PLEASE AWESOME.

And it's red.

YAY YAY.

YAY.

GUESS WHERE I WAS LAST NIGHT?

OH RIGHT, THE MATCHBOX TWENTY CONCERT!!!!

It was amazing. Really, genuinely incredible. I love Rob Thomas. He's so cool. Hell, the whole band is fantastic. Not like I'm biased or anything. But they sounded just like they do in their cds, and they had the perfect mix of old songs and new ones, and it was just generally one of the best concerts I've been to. Well, Alanis Morisette sucked. She opened. I must say, she's not a very good performer. But they totally made up for that within, oh, three songs.

It was just great. But I got home at like midnight, and to bed at like 12:45, so I'm totally burned out. And my voice is part gone. Worth it, though.

But Art texting me at 1 in the morning? GO AWAY.

Post script: If you live in the US in a Tsunami Tuesday state, go vote! Go! Yay political involvement! I'm too young to vote, but I volunteered to help out.