I am in Amsterdam. I should be in Chicago, because I should have missed my flight, but the guy at the airline desk thought I was pretty, so he got us on a nonstop here. Whatever, works for me. And I've got fifteen minutes of free internet for my layover time.

I love the airport here. It's got everything anyone could EVER EVER want and moar. I was in the Etro store, then I want to a delicatessen for breakfast (at 10:00 my time- jetlag yayz), then examined tulip bulbs and read newspapers in two languages from five countries. Why isn't my home airport this much fun?

Oops, time ruuning out. I don't know how much internet access I'll have for the next ten days or so, so forgive me my lack of posting/commenting. Happy St. Patricks Day!

Okay, 1. I leave for South America today.
2. That means there will be no story updating, or beta reading, until then.
3. I'll try and get some writing done while I'm there so updates come faster when I get back.
4. The Witch of Oz will undergo lengthening processes (ie stretching on the rack) when I get back. It will happen, I am determined.
5:Enjoy your guys' time without my spam!
With love, Ari